So I'm thinking of all the ways I can raise extra cash. Some of them have already been ruled out, but I'll list them anyway.
1. Prostitution - Ruled out, for several reasons besides being icky, including, but not limited to, that I'm not into weird fetishes, old men, or naked strangers.
2. Dealing drugs - Ruled out. I don't want to enable people to kill themselves, and we all know I'll end up getting shot anyway.
3. Marry rich - Ruled out. Aside from the fact that the only thing I would have going for me on being a trophy wife is having naturally large breasts, I don't really want to get married. And let's face it, girls who want to do this can buy their boobs anyway. So that's not even an edge in for me.
4. Learn to juggle, and become a street performer - This is actually plausible. I'm going to see if I can YouTube How to Juggle. I'll get back to you on that.
5. Sell my paintings and photographs - Also plausible. Will look into it.
6. Get a second job - Probably the most likely to pan out. But also the least fun.
I've hit a wall. But maybe I can sleep now.
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